Rumour has it that currently there are groups of 22 men kicking balls around for 90 minutes in Germany every couple of hours in a bid to win some “soccer” cup that isn’t even shaped like a cup.

Forget about that. Go visit the far more enjoyable Wet T-Shirt World Cup. Boy those Spanish and [...]

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Dear Dirol-chewing-gum-toothpaste-breath-people,
I can’t for like to complain about Tea, and I can’t for like to complain about “Shoomering Reflective Body Lotion” (shoo, sounds like it can be from the Star Trek – maybe for invisibillness), but I can for like to complain about the chewing gum, because your chewies is the chewies I choose.
What the [...]

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Things are looking up. Initially I thought I was a nerd. As it turns out, that was a pretty accurate assumption.
However, be that as it may, I came to a realisation last Thursday:
A group of girls walks past Shaun on a packed dance floor at HiFlyerz. Suddenly the leader of the group stops. Usually this [...]

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Google teased us yesterday with the threat of an imminent web-based spreadsheet offering. I decided I couldn’t wait for an invite, so I found the right url to use and logged in. Yay! It’s pretty cool.

Once again, Google have managed to impress with their web-based offerings. While far from perfect, this tool is just what [...]

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I’m such a nerd. Smoothness just don’t live here no more. Lately I seem to lack the ability to simply communicate with the female form. exemple gratia:
Pretty-girl-in-club: Hi, I like your jacket.
Me: Thank you!
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What the fuck?
Where was the:
Pretty-girl-in-club: Hi, I like your jacket.
Me: Thanks, I may use clothes to make me look good but I’m [...]

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